The Two Genders
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Welcome to year five (!) of Kyle's Junk Drawer, featuring a new streamlined format. Hope you enjoy it!
🗞️ Reading Recs
In MAGA World, Everything Happens for a Reason
Bridge collapse, earthquake, eclipse—surely the heavens and the Biden administration are up to something.
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The love-hate relationship fighters have with cauliflower ear
Cauliflower ear is a collection of destroyed blood vessels and puss -- and every combat athlete wants one.
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🟧 The disappearing Insta grid
Why we don’t post anymore.
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📺 Weekend Watches
🦣 Fediverse Finds
Want more? Feel free to follow along!
elle (@ElleGray@mstdn.social)
Attached: 1 image Oh good the two genders. Men in Black or Liberace
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Alice McFlurry :bc: (@Alice@beige.party)
Is there a Mrs. Holland’s Opus?
Bucky Isotope (@buckyisotope.bsky.social)
ME: My wife found my folder of Shrek porn, how do I get her to come back?
TARGET GUY: I meant any questions about how to use your new laptop
born miserable (@bornmiserable.bsky.social)
we don’t take out handkerchiefs and cough blood into them like we used to do
DC Pierson (@dcpierson.bsky.social)
“Good luck finding something to do in Albany,” jokes the announcer of this basketball game. Uhhhh ever heard of joining NXIVM
🙃 TikTok Treasures
@canteenboi The 3x alliance power up is addicting and i cant out it down #mobilegame #riseofkingdoms #foryou
♬ original sound - Garrett McKenna
@sillydadonthetok Offline is the best option 😌 #meeting #zoom #worklife #drama #offline #sillydadonthetok #zoommeeting #fail #justforlaughs #sillydadonthetoks #calledout
♬ original sound - Tony Animations 🙃
@jakewcornell If you know thus man plz send this to him #newyork #comedy #lifestyle
♬ original sound - Jake Cornell
🤖 ARTificial Antics
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