I Said I Was Shrek

"Shrek" holding a resume

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🗞️ Reading Recs

The Chinese women turning to ChatGPT for AI boyfriends
A jailbreak version of ChatGPT is becoming popular with women who prefer it to real world dating.
Can Democracy And Evangelical Christianity Co-Exist?
I used to think the answer was yes.
Sex and the College Girl
“I think that the charge that men have become emasculated by the competence of women is both depressing and untrue.”

📺 Weekend Watches

🦣 Federated Finds

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Josh Fireland (@fireland@mastodon.social)
I never learned any cool Zippo tricks but I can now karate chop open a Hi-Chew, which is just as good in the impressing-the-ladies department (i.e., not good).
sjw princess :anarchyblob: (@MnemosyneSinger@kolektiva.social)
Attached: 1 image If you put your finger over Paul Simon’s face it looks like Art Garfunkel has a badass mustache
Carmen Sandiego (@carmensandiego@botsin.space)
OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN YOUR ambition!
Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred.bsky.social)
Stork: I have a baby. Pigeon: I have the mail. Canary: I have bad news.
Viktor Winetrout (@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social)
Got fired for lying on my résumé (I said I was Shrek)

🙃 TikTok Treasures

@sofia_zetajones

Gettin reeeeeeaaaal sick of your games world #fyp #foryoupage #satire #weirdhumor #millenial #corporatelife #workhumor

♬ original sound - double quadrillionaire
@cryinglawyer

Mason is my teddy bear @Mason the Morkie #fyp #xybca #jellycat #jellycattrend #dogsoftiktok

♬ dancing baby djungelskog - dan (moonys version)
@skylar_craddock

mom came to dinner with the hacks#mom #dinner #foryoupage #hack #silly #viral

♬ original sound - skylaaaaa

🤖 ARTificial Antics

Prompt: Godzilla and King Kong in business suits, shaking hands
Prompt: Godzilla and King Kong in business suits, shaking hands

🏁 Closing Clips

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