👵🏾 Grandma Straight Up Told Me

The extensive team behind House of Kyle wonders if the minute your son leaves the house, does he re-buckle his knickerbockers below the knee? Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger?

Dec 9, 2020

👶 Kids With Kids

Originally Posted 5/4/19

My wife Sarah (who is a few months younger than me, so I’m rounding up) met when we were 19, got married when we were 22 and had our first child when we were 24. More→

🐦 A Little Bird Told Me

Thor Benson @thor_benson

Biden appears to have evolved into a Mortal Kombat character

chloë @chloeevansj

I may have done a lot of embarrassing things in my life, but my older sister actually once found a cabbage patch kids birth certificate in my moms filing cabinet, started screaming at and accusing our mom of hiding our “brother” Clyde Fabian from us, and she was like 15

SCAM GODDESS @DivaLaci

How did y’all find out Santa wasn’t real? My grandma straight up told me “I’m not letting some white man take credit for my hard work I’M Santa Claus!” 😂

Patrick Monahan @pattymo

JOE ROGAN: Yeah I read a thing about this, there’s a lot of noise around Christmas in Whoville, and it’s a problem THE GRINCH: That’s right Joe Rogan

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